How many AVENites does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
19 to congratulate the lightbulb changer and offer them :cake:
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
27 to respond with smilies
12 to reply with "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" and get generally overexcited
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
1 moderator to ask everyone to calm down and stop flaming each other
7 to post anime pictures of anything tangentially linked to lightbulbs
1 to post that they find all lightbulbs unpleasant and repulsive and ask whether this may be connected to asexuality
11 to post that they are either indifferent to or positively like lightbulbs and so the previous poster's intense dislike of them is entirely unrelated to their asexuality
1 to ask for help because they are not sure whether they are a lightbulb changer or not and ask for advice
9 to post that only you can decide whether or not you are a lightbulb changer and point the poster in the direction of the FAQs
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
3 to complain because the new lightbulb is not purple
1 to post a picture of a lightbulb photoshopped to make it look purple
3 to give :cake: to that person for their efforts
1 to post "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! PUUUUUUUUURRRPPLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!
;D
;D "
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
2 to agree with this and provide links to older threads on exactly the same topic
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to post an amusing picture containing a lightbulb and a cute cat
138 to completely hijack the thread with posts about "kitteh" and their own cute/funny pictures.
1 to post "wasn't this thread about lightbulbs?" and get completely ignored
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
anticulus posted this on AVEN ...
It's a classic IMO & deserves to be here as well.